Seeking an affair in Spruce Pine, NC, 28777

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A dose of honesty 25yr (Spruce Pine, 28777 , Mitchell County)
Tired of Being Misled by W4M list Ads? Cool, me too, I’ve put together a guide for every male in hopes to help you avoid an evening of disappointment. Everything you see translated on here has been taken directly from ads in the W4M section right here in Denver, CO. Ladies there is a reason you are not currently being flesh stabbed by Brad Pitt, be honest with yourselves and to those who would consider dating you. 1. “I like to be treated like a princess and being spoiled by my man is great! I'm very caring and like to please my man.” Translation: You are a spoiled female who when she doesn’t get her way; throws a temper tantrum just like you did for your 16th birthday and your dad bought you a brand new convertible that was the wrong color. You view the blowjob that you offer your boyfriend once as year as the equivalent of front row season tickets for his favorite sports team. Most likely, you are also terrible at fellating your man as well. 2. “Any man would feel lucky to have me on his arm.” Translation: You are 30, still living with your parents who tell you daily that you’re beautiful in hopes it will keep your self-esteem up just enough so you don’t kill yourself in their basement. 3. “I will not send a picture but when we meet you won't be sorry.” Translation: Your personality and self image is even more fake than those discount tits you purchased with a coupon from a shady plastic surgeon. 4. “As my man i'd like to get an allowance from you of at least two hundred fifty a week.” Translation: Please refer yourself to translation number 1. 5. “Someone that has a job of course and is NOT lazy. Someone that cares about himself, be clean, go to the dentist, doctor, eat right ect.” Translation: I need someone who has worked hard to get where they are at in life, because I haven’t, and have no intentions of doing so. Spell check? Fail! 6. “I consider myself very beautiful.” Translation: Delusions are fun and healthy, just like Meth. 7. “I am a little bigger than average. Im working towards average. I have lost 111 lbs!” Translation: 111lbs, well done, keep going. 8. “I have a tongue piercing and am soon to be getting a tattoo.” Translation: You actually think these bodily additions make you a fun and unique person. Odds are, you are not a very exciting or fun to be around. However, seeing as how you mentioned in your ad that you have your tongue pierced, I’d be willing to bet all the beer in Colorado that you have sucked a lot of salt malt out of many different meat straws. 9. “I know im young but i have spent way too much time on fake azz little boys.” Translation: Wow, look forward to receiving a lot of texts from this one. 10. “Here's the best part: I'm a smart, funny, likeable and very sexual woman. Think you can handle me?” Translation: I will give you a raging case of herpes that will make your penis look and feel like a topographical map.

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Seeking an S.D 23yr (28777, Spruce Pine, NC)
I'm a 23 yr old woman working a dead end job.Looking to mingle with an older distinguished gentelman.I'm Black and Indian,intelligent,love to cook and bake.Trying to my way to Culinary Academy.Looking for an open relationship,with honesty,and class. An S.D that knows what he wants and how to both spoil and treat a woman. This is a 2-way connection and I'd expect nothing less than a 50/50 arrangement. If you's like to know more;then e-mail me....If interested PLEASE put msromeo as the subject so I'll know it isn't spam....I'll be here.

mami looking for mr right 19yr (28777, NC, Mitchell County)
Hello everyone who is seeing my add I'm going to explain a little about myself. I am from miami I'm 19 I'm 5'5 I'm not going to lie I am a thick chunky big bone grl I am cute I'm a single mami of a little girl and now basically looking for a 18-26 year old 100% real male down to earth real straight forward and honest cause I am like that too and basically someone who has goals in life and someone who sweet honest and can hold down a relationship and his girl.well I would want you to send me a pik when you reply back write mr right in the subject line no pic will auto delete so please send pic for I would know your not a scam and I'll return a pic as basically we will take it from there and see how we get along and see if we're a match and if we aren't then its cool but let see if there actually anybody real P.s I do have a child and if you have a problem with it do not waste my time or yours

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tell me a story to get me 0ff 21yr (Spruce Pine, North Carolina )
Message me a scenario & how it would play out in order to make sure that I climax to the highest point.. Plz send pics to inhance the story gets to meet me to play it out! G000000d luck!

Talk to me 30yr (Spruce Pine, North Carolina )
I am posting an ad to see who I seeking an affair find. There has to be other normal, decent people out there like me that just get a little lonely at times. I have friends, go out and enjoy life, it just gets lonely at night when you crawl into bed and its just you and a bunch of pillows. Anyone else feel like me? Lets talk and get to know each other. Ask me anything about me that you would like to know.

Its such a nice day anyone want to hang out? (28777, Spruce Pine, NC, Mitchell County)
Its another nice day so im hoping to get some good responses. Im 22 and absolutely love sports GO SOX AND ESPECIALLY GO HAWKS!!!! please send me a pic and I will send one back and put your age in the subject line, thanks.

Looking for a new start 52yr (Spruce Pine, 28777, NC )
Where are the honest, caring men that want a good woman that is honest, faithful and caring? I am not into playing games. I want a man that wants to be in a relationship for the long haul. One that knows how to treat a woman and one that is honest. Do not start a conversation with me and then after a week or two just stop calling or talking to me without telling me why! If you don't seeking an affair it will work then at least have the guts to tell me that. I only drink socially. I am a cigarette smoker. I do not want to jump into a relationship. I want to take the time to get to know each other first.

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Home tonight (28777, Spruce Pine, North Carolina)
I seeking an affair to stay home tonight and wouldn't mind chatting with a single guy who's staying home tonight as well. Anyone interested?