Seeking an affair in Burlington, NC, 27217

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oh wtf 40yr (27217, NC, Alamance County)
Completely idiotic specimen of humanity seeking same. I have no brains, no good looks, no luck, no friends, no job, no money, am really bad in bed and don't get anyone else's humor. I have made every mistake in the book, at least 14 times and am planning on going through the exact same mistakes again several times before I die. I never shower. I do not speak unless it is to correct someone else, or complain about something. I hate all of humanity, excluding myself. I have had too many sex partners to count. All of my family died of alcoholism or suicide or both and I am expected to go next. Hoping to take a few victims with me. I have no education and hate to read books. I burn books. I have buck teeth. I have no more hair. I would like to sit on a corner holding one of those signs, except that I can't find any cardboard here under the bridge. I lost my virginity to my 4th grade teacher. I am clueless about money. I would rather have sex with your best friend, and probably will. My brother is a psychopath. Oh, but he's dead. I have no talent. I have no ambition. I watch reality TV all day long. And I know, I just know, that I'm the type of female most of you men are attracted to. Your pic gets mine.

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slim swf seek handsome swm for relationship 37yr (27215, Burlington, NC)
slim swf seeks nice, handsome swm for relationship.genuine, kind, sincere looking for non smoking, professional man for relationship. between ages 37 and 50. please reply with a pic as I won't respond to emails without one. sorry!

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seeking successful stable male 40-50 44yr (27217, Burlington, North Carolina)
So I know what this sounds like...I am a gold digger but I am not. You would not believe how many guys say they are selfemployed and what that really means is not working. I have worked since I was 15, bought my first car for under 00 and worked my way up from making an hour to over an hour I am emotionally and financially stable, own a home, kids pretty much grown, good job but I would like to meet someone that would allow me the opportunity to not work until I am 50 and maybe open my own business from home. I am not in debt and I actually look more like 38-41 years old!! No one thinks I am the age I am. I am NOT the kind of person that will be with someone just for money...there has to be a connection and chemistry there and if i dont think we would be together for thirty to forty years...I wouldnt be with you just to get what I can out of it. I am actually a good catch and probably not the person you would expect on here. I have been meeting alot of flakes and just fed up. what do I mean by financially stable...someone who makes at least 0k a year, someone who owns a home, investments, retirement, and probably at least k in the not looking for warren buffet but that would be ok too. I am caucasian, petite , cute, outgoing, fun, intelligent, and actually pretty!! I have brown hair and blue eyes. Here are my preferences when it comes to my match: 5'5'' to 6'2'', in shape but dont have to have rock hard abs, no smoking, drugs, etc... caucasian, asian, mixed, etc... on a scale of 1 to least a 6. LOL someone nice, sincere, down to earth, honest, loving, caring, generous, thoughtful definitely not mean, verbally ubusive, totally in love with themselves or think of a woman as a toy or trophy. prefer someone who has been married or had kids and not interested in having more kids. you must not be left wing politically or agnostic or atheist. spirituality and belief in god is a must. please send photo and some stuff about you.....too many wierdos out there...I wont post picture but for the right one...will send you many.

looking for my black and sexy white men to 24yr (27215, Burlington, NC, Alamance County)
i brown seeking an affair with 9 tattoo and love to go to the movie and out to eat i am hear looking for a friend who don't mine taking me shopping and travel all over the world. i like them and they 30 and up. and don't mine buying me gift and sending to me

HOT, good looking men who know how to talk to a lady! - w4m 37yr (Burlington, North Carolina )
Any HOT men wantta chat. Looking for single, married, divorce; white men between 25 & 45 years of age; athletic to average built, and very tall. If interested, send a picture along with information about you. If I am interested, I will reply back. Please no spam, only real men only.

I'll be having drinks at Union Station after work 24yr (Burlington, 27217 , Alamance County)
I don't even know the name of that bar inside, even though I used to go there all the time, but that's where I'll be. If anyone would like to kill an hour or 2 with me and have a beer or 2, PLEASE respect the following rules - -Be UNDER the age of 35. -Be smart, sarcastic, a bit witty, and able to carry a conversation. -Be in the area already, don't go out of your way! -Send a picture or NO reply, I've attached mine Now those are the ''rules'' to receive a response but these are just my preferences; -Nerdy ''professor types''. -Caucasian, taller than 5'8 -Not terribly flirtatious upon first meeting -Have hair So send me a picture and a coherent message if you plan on having a beer there too. I'll probably catch the 7:00 train home, so not looking for anythign serious to develop, seeking an affair a drinking buddy!

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Any real Men 23yr (Burlington, 27215, NC )
Hi , so am sitting here with nothing to do. Am a down to earth type of girl. I decided to try this to see what would happen. Am open to new ideas and things. People say am out-going, fun to be around with. Am intellegent, currently going to school with the major of History. Am 23 yrs old. i love to dance and read, listen to music seeking an affair much more. I am very family orientated, i love to social. I love sports, espically baseball but do watch others. well what am looking for is a person who knows what they want out of life. donts bullshit. sorry to be blunt but i dont have time to be wasting on fake ppl.