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Beautiful woman with a basketball belly real person 53yr (Maspeth, New York , Long Island)
Hi my name is Diane and I am cute funny and very pretty. I just have a big belly. I am 5'3'' blonde hair and green eyes. I am tired of dating and I have a lot of love to give I want to meet that special someone to Love, spoil and cook for. I am a good cook. I like fine wine, movies, hanging out in my jacuzzi, walking along the beach and all things in San Diego. You must be good looking and I like nice behinds. I want my man to have teeth too ! I want a SWM between the ages of 50 and 5

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who wants to go out tonight with a cute blonde? lol 20yr (Maspeth, 11378 , Queens County)
hey i really want to go to the club tonight in revere but i need a guy 21+. if there are any cuties interested in going let me know!

Looking for a man who can use my OCD to his advantage 33yr (11378, Maspeth, New York)
In previous relationships I've been in, I always liked buying things for my guy when I was shopping. Well, the shopping continued, but not the relationships. That didn't stop me, though, unfortuately, from continuing to buy guy stuff. Below is a list of what I have acquired, seeing as how I was uanble to control myself when spotting a killer deal. A tie from Hugo Boss - Light grey with slightly darker grey slanted stripes Long sleeve white button down from Brooks brothers - 16 1/2'' neck 34'' sleeve Kenneth Cole aviator sunglasses Barneys wool scarf Size 12 dark brown Rockport slip ons And last but not least, the proverbial Tommy Bahama short sleeve hawaiian shirt - mostly blue with brown & white flowers on it So...if you feel like you can metaphorically AND physically slip right on into all of these, I'd love to hear from you! ;-P

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Let's go to dinner tonight 35-45 37yr (11378, Maspeth, NY)
Hello. I'd like to meet a new male friend/dating partner with potential for a ltr eventually. I'm a single mother but share custody so have some kid free time. I love my children dearly so if you don't like kids please stop reading now. I don't expect you to meet them right away but you would have to be open to meeting them at some point. I am very kind hearted and sincere and am not into playing games. I am not looking for fwb or anything too physical right away. I'd like to get to know someone and take things slow. I'm a non-smoker and very light drinker. Please be a gentleman and confident but not arrogant, hwp, good sense of humor and between the ages of 35 and 45. Race and height are unimportant. I'm attracted to many different types of men. We can exchange pictures and talk and see if there is a mutual attraction, then go have a great dinner and enjoy the evening.

Pop quiz for the adorkables (11378, NY, Queens County)
Instructions: If you can honestly give yourself an A and you aren't worn out by the end of it, please strike up a conversation, preferably one with more than 5 lines. To not waste time, adorkables between the ages of 26-36 will be accepted, I too am between those ages. Do you know the difference between dps and hps? How about there, their, and they're? Do you remember the Snorks? Gummi Bears? Voltron? ALF? Will you help me build my new computer? Do you get lost in a book at least once a month? Can I lean against you while I get lost in mine? Will you get lost in a coloring book with me? Do big words scare you or little words irritate you? Can you make me nearly wet myself laughing without being crass or rude? Do you know what crass means? Can you spell it? Are you thick skinned enough to get poked at in good humor and cute enough to get away with poking back? Will you teach me another way to look at the world? Can you appreciate the way I look at the world? Will you marvel with me over the drawing styles of anime? Are you heavy enough not to blow away on a blustery day, but light enough not to squish the bejebus out of me if we wrestle? Do you like biting, scratching, licking, tasting? Do you know the difference between domineering and dominant? Do you know which one I prefer? Will you pretend to let me win at chess sometimes? Are you patient enough to converse with a woman who is simultaneously shy yet outspoken? Can you adapt when the plan to go to the movies turns into a weekend roadtrip to the beach? Will you surprise me with random acts of tenderness, appreciation or silliness? Can you, will you, wait until I'm ready? Are you tough enough to remind me, possibly playfully forcibly out into the real world when the bytes and pixels hold my soul? Are you gamer enough to give in and sell your soul to the pixels for just one more level? Do seeking an affair appreciate a good mix of forensic shows, action movies, and Disney/Pixar movies? Can you appreciate a home cooked meal? Will you offer to help, even if you'd rather go play with your friends? Do you get a little primal watching MMA? Are you secure enough to spend a moment with someone who is not afraid of who she has become? Do you know how to revel in life, quietly, loudly, in the rain or sun, with tears and laughter? Are you the one who has the mind of an adult, the heart of a child and the perception to know when which should be in charge? Do action movies and forensic movies grab your attention?

Sexy lady looking for an attractive man who likes to spoil (11378, Maspeth, NY, Queens County)
So typical, I know. But I am anything BUT typical.. for many reasons that you will have to find out. Aside from that I do have a career that I love in the city and I live in a fabulous building in Manhattan. I am very smart, curvy but slim and confident but humble. I am really into working with non profit organizations, I like Jazz clubs, nice lounges, great restaurants and people who make me laugh. Email me if you are 34 and under with atleast two pictures, live in Manhattan and a description of who you are. Give me detail and substance! No picture no response. I am looking for a man who is chivlrous, humble, unique and old fashioned. I love a man who loves to make his woman happy and I will reciprocate! I am not looking for anything too serious and im not looking for anything that is a one time thing.

just want a friend to start.. 51yr (Maspeth, 11378, NY , Long Island)
just looking for someone to chat with and make a friend, if we hit it off...then meet, and who knows where it will end up..but im hoping a ltr..if not seeking an affair are great! if interested in chatting , hit me up!

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Bohemian Woman Seeks Unconventional Man 60yr (Maspeth, New York , Long Island)
With the exception of New York, Chicago, Paris, Florence, Vernazza and Capitola, anywhere in the Bay Area is the most perfect place to be. I feel so lucky to be here even when it's cold and gloomy. I'm posting again hoping to meet someone … who might be interested in a funny, plucky, sassy, tender Jewish woman. I'm employed happily, have friends and family members near by - but alas, no one special to share down time with. Down time, time for us to cook together, cuddle together, read the Sunday seeking an affair together, do cross word puzzles, watch movies in or out, listen to music, talk about the world and thing and perhaps … blend and share our lives. That's what I hope for. I guess it's a lot up front… wouldn't it be ideal if we could be open and willing to leap and take a chance to share… However, I know that the older we get we eliminate new people so quickly. I want to make it clear that I am open and willing. I'd like to meet You if you're happy in your life, and share the same desire to open your life to someone. We're both aware that even ordinary days take on special meaning when shared . About me. College educated. Former … zoo keeper, research specialist, writer, and now… well, I do something else. Well read, informed by NPR . I have eclectic music tastes….Bach, Beethoven, Van Morrison, Leo Kottke, Gershwin, Diana Krall, Frank, Ella, Barbra, etc…. About You. You're interested in the world around you. You are in general good health and don't smoke, and don't drink to excess. Hair. Well, hair on top, not so important. Facial hair, is nice. Clean and tidy, very important. And I'd love to get to know You if you're an open person, willing to communicate, work through the minor and major stuff on our journey. And have lots of fun along the way. I am very serious about things that are important, and about other things.... I am a free spirit. I look forward to hearing from You. Of course, if you're a Member of the Tribe that's a real plus.