Seeking an affair in Camillus, NY, 13031

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For the Gentlemen..... 40yr (13031, NY, Onondaga County)
So, I saw an ad that listed the writer's ''negative'' attributes first, then delved into the positive ones. I thought that was a refreshing way to do an ad, so, taking rewrite liberties, here is mine..... - I dislike most of the human inhabitants of this planet because I have found they usually are either outright liars at worst, or have hidden agendas at best. - I am not your previous wife/wives/girlfriends. Please don't punish me for their sins. - I swear too much. My favorite word is 'cunt'. And I use it as often as reasonably possible. - I have a diverse range of music tastes, but can't tolerate country or hip hop. - I have no tolerance for smokers. I have no desire to die early of secondhand smoke inhalation. - I can't stomach men whose sole interest and passion in life is sports. Have some diverse interests, for the love of pete, willya? - I am a small bbw . There is a difference between some extra curves and being 'Jabba the Hut' overweight. I do enjoy food and refuse to apologize for that. - On the same subject, I can't stand men who have extra pounds themselves to lose or would physically frighten small children, and then demand their women be a size 2 or a supermodel. Double standards piss the hell out of me. Don't have one set of rules for yourself and another set for me. - I can't tolerate dishonesty or deception. If you can't be honest, that speaks volumes about your character . - I will not grow my hair long for you. I like it short and it looks good on me. - I am not your mother. I will not financially support you. I have noticed an alarming trend in women more than willing to do so and that is very disturbing to me. I am gainfully and steadily employed and expect the same from you. I don't want nor expect you to foot the bill for my things and I refuse to do it for you. We are both adults. - I won't tolerate rudeness, disrespect or any sort of abuse. If you can't be civil and mature, take an anger management class and get that fixed. - Don't expect me to be available 24/7 or at moments notice. I have a life of my own. - Belching and farting is not attractive......really. Neither is an obsession with porn. - I won't sleep with you on the first date. Actually, I consider this a positive. - My idea of a nice evening does NOT consist of ordering a pizza and watching the Cubs. -------------------Now for the positives ....... - I am extremely honest and fair. I easily see both sides of an issue.....and if I am wrong about something, I readily admit it. - I am a huge animal lover. - I am intelligent and articulate. I love interesting a stimulating conversation and can talk about a diverse range of subjects. - I am extremely faithful and loyal and fully expect the same. - I am considered attractive and have gorgeous eyes. - I don't lose my temper easily. I prefer rational discussion of problems and/or issues. - I enjoy trying new things. - I dress very well, smell wonderful and am very well-groomed. - I don't care what kind of car you drive. - I will never give you the 'silent treatment'....or, conversely, say ''if you don't know what's wrong, I'm sure not going to tell you.'' - I am an amazing kisser, very passionate and affectionate. - I don't play mind games. - I am pretty knowledgeable about wine and have a very nice collection of reds that I am willing to share. - I greatly enjoy my own company and won't demand to be your shadow 24/7. I have my own friends and interests and will encourage you to enjoy yours also. - I don't take life too seriously. - I have a great sense of humor and can readily laugh at myself. - I am taller than most women and carry myself with poise and confidence. - I will treat you with respect and encourage you to be the best 'you' that you can be. Those that are interested in knowing the woman behind these words, I hope to hear from you.

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Expanding horizons 23yr (Camillus, New York )
If you are wanting to have some fun and possibility have a relationship then you need to get ahold of me. I have brown eyes long stright or curly hair it just depends on how i feeel that day i have beautiful white teeth and a cute smile that i need to start useing just haven't had no reason to use. f you are intrested get ahold of me.

Accept me for me and I for you: SBF for LTR 37yr (13031, Camillus, NY)
Well I'm a full figured single, professional , no kids who is caring, honest , passionate, ambitious, independent, kind hearted, stubborn at times who enjoys movies, music , dancing, the theater, traveling, museums, cultural activities and just enjoys experiencing new things in life. I try to enjoy life as best as I can and looking to share some of those things with someone special. I have no regrets, because everything that happened to me, makes me who I am today. What am I looking for? A HONEST, unique man who actually wants to take the time to get to know me, to build something strong and meaningful. A MAN who can laugh, is adventurous, emotionally/financially stable, great sense of humor, can hold an interesting conversation, sincere, courteous, able to try new things, understands what intimacy is, possess a high libido . If you are interested, please include a picture in your email . Good luck on your search. ***No FWB, NSA, games, smokers****

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Taking a chance (13031, Camillus, New York)
I need a friend, lover, companion, someone to hang out with, and I would prefer that he has a dominant side. I have been searching for a very long time for you. I was with someone but things did not work out and I miss the control he had over me. Might you be the one? Prefer a SWM or DWM between 45 and 52 for a LTR. I promise it will be worth your while. I am DWF, HWP, workout, have a decent job, take care of myself. If interested drop me a line. I do prefer men that are in fairly good shape Facial hair is great and a shaved head is ok. I do want someone that is interested in a LTR and if you are not then please do not reply.

i'll be the worm and you be the fish. 29yr (13031, Camillus, NY, Onondaga County)
Maybe you can spot my hook amongst the anonymity and obesity of the other worms out there. I'm the harmless, cute earth worm type. No nasty slimy guts here... Okay, getting too cheesy ... I'm 29... getting over the hill pretty soon! I have heard that the view is better on the other side though. I'm not afraid to turn 30. Really, I'm not. Really.... sniff sniff. I'm still single and I haven't been in a real relationship in such a long time. Maybe it was by choice, maybe it was by chance, or maybe I'm just a major bitch. Not doing too good with selling myself here, huh? I'm very practical. I like seeking an affair buy things that make sense and not because they are shiny and pretty . Brand names don't impress me. Fast cars are sexy but saving gas is cool too. I like low-key activities. Brunch is my favorite thing to do on the weekend... but I think brunch is for women only...? I like shopping, watching movies, eating at different restaurants. I try not to eat at the same place twice - there are too many places to eat in LA . I can be shy initially but overall, I'm pretty talkative and fun. I've been known to crack a joke here or there at the expense of others but mainly myself. I'm an over thinker and very analytical by nature. . I really like to get to know people. I try not to judge... here or there a few stereotypical quips get shot out, but overall I have good intentions. I love hearing about geeky fob days ;) I do watch TV. It doesn't impress me if you don't. I dislike the Sci-Fi channel though. I just don't understand how ''Butt Face'' on Star Trek could be attractive. After 9+ hours at work each day, I throw myself at mindless trashy reality TV and I have no problem with it. I'm employed and I love my job. Please don't try to impress me with your job - it won't. I'm not your typical LA girl - I don't care if you're an actor, musician, writer, producer...It doesn't mean anything to me. I really like smart guys.. so smart in fact, that I can load my computer with viruses and they can fix it for me. And smart because their parents whooped them with a feather duster if they didn't get good grades. I love witty guys that don't send generic emails. Hint hint.

From CA to the LV ;P 22yr (Camillus, New York )
Hi. I'm Katie. I'm new to Las vegas just moved out here recently from the San Jose area. I don't want to meet any creeps or anything I just thought I'd try this out. So I moved out here with my girlfriend Tracy but she bailed on me last minute so I'm kinda stuck with no friends haha! I know I Know I sound pathetic... I really would like to meet some new people and have fun! I mean I'm in Vegas right!!!! haha :P So I really like sports and going to the lake. Stuff like that... I work as a waitress at Aria now and I like my job. I'd like to see what Vegas has to offer! Take me to the club!!! haha... But really I feel like I havent seen anything so it makes me mad. Anyway any boys intersted in talking lemme know. here's my number.. Also I'm on Facebook and all that so we can chat. Send me your # if you want and I'll text you. Had a long weekend at work for MDW so I'll just be hanging out tonight so.. K byee Katie

Pure and Classy (Camillus, 13031, NY )
Are you tired of all seeking an affair Fake-ness and BS...... If you are real and would like to meet a classy Muse look no further. You should be smart, outgoing, open minded with something positive going on in life. It is very feasible to treat a woman like a princess with out thinking twice. I'm a AA classy Muse standing about 5'10, 163lbs, brown skin tone. I'am a college graduate. I enjoy traveling, Shopping, The Arts, Jazz, Broadway, Sports to name a few.... If quality is one of your strength I would like to hear from you....If games is one of your mission , please pass me up.....I drive better when the coast is clear. Send a photo with brief information about yourself and why you responded to my posting. P.S. Put Classy in the subjuect line.....

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Plus Size is the Right Size 31yr (Camillus, 13031 , Onondaga County)
Are you looking for a plus size large breasted woman? Do you want to text and talk to an understanding female? Have you ever wanted a girl that has no boundaries when it comes to sex? Do you like to lick? Do you want someone who sucks? I am looking for someone as a long term friends with benefits without strings. Please only men reply. Race is never an issue. Prefer any males 50 and under. I amd 5'7'', african america, natural curly black hair and pluz size with 42 H breasts. I have pics but seeking an affair am not rushing. I don't need pic from you right off. Put 42H in subject line to let me know you are real.