Seeking an affair in Holmdel, NJ, 7733
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Name that acronym (7733, Holmdel, New Jersey)
We've written each other with flair, and with style Shared poetry, flirting and fun We've spoken of love, of our kids and our fears and how lovers have left us alone. Our conversations these last few days Have lifted our spirits and hope Of meeting someone on the internet who's not cynical, angry or doped. Suddenly you ask if I'm ''HWP'' And I choke on my reply When my heart is reduced to an acronym, I'm forced to ponder and sigh. You hope this question doesn't ''make me mad'' You hope I will somehow relate It's apparent you value your skinny friends And so I hesitate. When a smart, curvy girl thinks she's found a friend to partake with her, in the bedroom His middle aged paunch notwithstanding, she finds him Living in kind of a vacuum. I thought you a fellow whose mind I relate to Who maybe can weather a friend Yet, as I consider your question, I fear Our ''friendship'' is about to end. For my body type is all my own I'm neither fat, nor thin I get muscle tone with a little work And it works its way from within. Most guys and girls want to be thinner And I am no exception. But I hoped you'd find that my heart and mind Are worthy of honorable mention. So, since I got your email today Inquiring if I am slender I've been staring at the passers-by on a people-watching bender. Today in line at the grocery store And again in line at the bank I noticed the folks in their sweatpants Trying to hide their weight. The girls wore no makeup on their faces The guys didn't always comb their hair Some of their sweats looked dirty Like these people no longer care. For they know they don't fit the fashion Of the stars in your magazines So no one will gaze upon them With anything but disdain. Even if she were brilliant, would it trip you? Unless she were skinny and young? And then, if she were thusly endowed You might just trip... over your tongue. So, she dresses like a sloppy petunia Because really, who will care? Unless she is naked in public Nobody will stop and stare. As for me, I ran my errands today In my stockings and heeled shoes A mid-length skirt and a pretty lace top My lovely dark hair hung long... and loose. I have no need for compliments For I always dress like this Just because I'm not built like a toothpick Doesn't mean I'm a hit or a miss. There's a difference between me and the ladies who look like they've stumbled from bed. I'm surely not built like your Barbie doll, dude But I'm pretty and I turn some heads. What does ''HWP'' mean anyway? Should we bear it or let it ride? Is it a Him Without Patience? Is it a Her Without Pride? So then my thoughtful inventory crept To the girlfriends I know, with mates All the skinny ones, without exception treat their men like sour grapes. If he loses his job or insurance Or does something she doesn't want Twiggy can just replace him, because The media told her she's hot. If she's forty or fifty or sixty, but thin, And god forbid you should get old, Her body may rattle like bones 'neath the covers You're so hot for her, but she's cold. If you still expect Barbie at Fifty Even as you are sporting a gut Your chances at love aren't so nifty And you may as well stick with the bots. Cause if you are here seeking love on the Net You've obviously not found what you need If a twig fell down in your forest Would you even hear it indeed? While my healthy frame can pedal a bike My muscles are covered by curves Would you even know the difference between My hot bedroom savvy and hers? It's ok if you ask if I'm Barbie online And if I am not, then that cuts it. But what if I were to ask you, my dear: ''Say, what is the size of your ''whatsit''? And if you desire a woman or girl With a brilliant and beautiful mind But you want her to be a bit thinner And to sport a boney behind... Then find you a gal who has everything between the ears and above Help her work out the excess And maybe you both will find love. Let's take rides together on our bicycles Go off to the gym together, to train Stop waiting for Barbie to challenge your mind Cause that bird don't eat enough for her brain. Even now I grow weary of waiting As you lust for some dancing queen I'm a dancer, too but go figure Me and Marilyn are both a sixteen. Now here I sit in my reverie Knowing I have what it takes To make a man healthy, wealthy and wise Not to fall, till I see the whites of his lies But with one perfect kiss, I know he will surmise I'm sexier than Barbie. What a surprise! So my Friend, and my Lover, I'm waiting for you To get over your media jive With my heart and my brain and my curves, you might find I'm the sexiest woman alive.
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need to meet sincere christian male 56yr (Holmdel, 7733 , Monmouth County)
Needs to meet a christian male. No gold diggers or baggages. We will talk about the rest later.
Extraordinary, Ordinary Woman looking for Extraordinary, Ordinary Man 55yr (7733, Holmdel, NJ, Monmouth County)
I am an extraordinary, ordinary middle aged woman who would enjoy a monogamous loving relationship. I am not looking to get married or move in with someone . I just want one special man in my life. Someone that is not looking for a little girl. Someone who wants to be with me all the time but may not be able to because he has a life. Someone who wants to talk with me just to say hello even if he is not coming over. Someone who just wants to hang out and be together. Someone whose friends and family actually love him. Who wants a woman to cuddle up with, be best friends with, watch Law and Order with, go to flea markets and garage sales with, watch baseball . Someone who has lived life and has the pot belly, scars, gray hair and wrinkles to prove it. I am a 5'10'', blonde and chubby. Hey give it a shot. We will have some laughs, I promise.
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Athletic and Sweet :) 31yr (Holmdel, New Jersey )
I am a 31 year old woman looking for someone to hang out with and see where it takes us. I am not sure if CL really works, but thought I would try it. If you are interested in a good looking woman that loves sports, dinners, live music cooking and traveling then send me an email with your picture. I am REAL and not a ROBOT. Please be serious and send a pic. Also, I am not looking for a one night thing, but would like to meet someone interesting and fun!
Uncomplicated and no games gal 44yr (7733, Holmdel, NJ)
Intelligent, sexual , business woman,forty seeking an affair year old looking to grow a special friendship with unattached guys. I enjoy intelligent conversations, working out, outdoors activities, cruising, boating, camping... Attracted to completely free, D&D free, in good health, smart, 42-60 fellas. If you have a girlfriend, wife, do drugs or are afflicted by a sexually transmitted disease, please move along. Phonies will be deleted. Pic to get pic. Maybe we can head over to the Santa Monica Pier and have a few drinks.
Real woman on CL - real sweet mocha honey 31yr (Holmdel, New Jersey )
Hey guys...thanks for clicking! So about me...Im looking for friends first and more hopefully if its there ! Conversation and personality is important to me...Im real down to earth and get along with everyone. Ive traveled to a lot of places and Im versatile and full of life and fun. Im a single mother of two pre-teen children who are amazing! Humm let me see...overall Im a fun loving person who loves to laugh...people say Im a big kid with kids...lol! Im open to race...as for me, brown honey with a lot of mixture...spanish, filipina, black and native american...maccdebb at yh on FB. 5' 2 / 115lbs About you: Age and race doesnt matter...PLZ send pic when responding...we all have some need when it comes to attraction...you can see my PICs on FB! Honest Stable HWP...Im petite A decent guy with morals and respect...overall a good guy! Thanks! Dee
Looking for my hipster, gaming, comic book nerd 28yr (Holmdel, 7733, NJ )
Amazing ain't it? A woman who enjoys all of the the hobbies in the header. Well its all true. I am a SWF, curvy with brown hair who enjoys watching good movies, playing my 360 and enjoy reading novels and reading comic books. There is a dog in the equation, his name is Egon. I'm looking for a cute, doesn't have to be in seeking an affair normal sense either, non obese white male, 28-30, who doesn't mind that I enjoy those things or enjoys them as well. I'm looking for a serious relationship. the guys that I have met in the past were assholes. Don't be an asshole. Reply intelligently, in complete sentences and don't be crass. Pictures will be replied with picture.
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Girl next door right here! 24yr (7733, NJ, Monmouth County)
I am 24 and I have a job, a car, and seeking an affair apartment. No kids and no ex drama . I am a laid back type of girl that is very sweet but I have some spunk. I love doing things outdoors but I also love to cuddle up to a movie at home. I am only interested in guys without kids , and I am not attracted to black. So email me with a picture!