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socially awkard but funny seeks same 30yr (61071, Rock Falls, IL, Whiteside County)
Sometimes I sing ''do you like pina colonics'' instead of ''coladas.'' I have an unfortunate habit of talking about poop a lot. My friend Nancy always shakes her head when I do this, because I am much too smart to talk about shit all the time, but I can't help myself. Other inappropriate topics of conversation include: zombie babies, burying hookers in cornfields, and how gross it is when bathrooms have food scented air fresheners in them, which does nothing to dispel the odor of shit, it just makes it smell like vanilla shit. Which I think is worse than smelling just shit. So, if you can handle random outbursts of that nature, we might get along . I also like to talk about literature, movies, the lives of jazz musicians , my favorite tv shows , my favorite radio shows , and bacon. I keep myself entertained with the aforementioned tv shows and radio shows, my lovely friends, my music, and my writing. I also like cooking , walking around and looking at stuff, drinking coffee or wine while reading or playing board games , and sleeping. I'm also a big fan of parentheses, apparently. And, yes, I am one of the mythical fat girls that many a poster on craiglists loves to bemoan the existence of. If you like round, cuddly girls, then we just might get along. If you like some of the same things I do, and you'd like to go out some time, please send me a message. I look forward to hearing from you.

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Friendship/Relationship (Rock Falls, 61071, IL )
I am fit, sincere, elegant, very attractive 5.5'' with no baggage. I seek an intelligent, optimistic, tactful, successful gentleman. Honesty, sincerity, kindness and sense of humor are also important. I would like to meet a gentleman of white collar. over 55y/o who knows how to treat woman and reach her heart. FOTO PLEASE. Please respond if you fit to my discription with photo of course. No photo, no reply.

Now you're on the trolley! 25yr (61071, IL, Whiteside County)
The basics about me: I'm 25, female, caucasian and live in the East Village/West Town neighborhood. I'm 5'5, long dark blond hair, green eyes, curvy but HWP. I'm incredibly laid back, but I've got a little fight in me. I am sarcastic - very sarcastic - and I love good banter. I procrastinate and I am lazy to a fault but I always get my work done. I am not the typical ''girly girl,'' plain and simple ... I'm much more comfortable in jeans and an old t-shirt than I am in a dress and heels. But I do clean up rather well when I have to. The basics of what I'm looking for: A man between 25 and 35ish. Preferably over 5'9. You have a little meat on your bones - I don't want to have to worry that your brittle bony frame is going to cut me. You have a firm grasp of the English language and communicate in a way which reflects that. You are a city dweller - because there is nothing I enjoy less than driving to the 'burbs, except maybe driving to the 'burbs in traffic. You don't have any children. You don't have headshots. It should go without saying but, you don't have any sort of transmittable diseases. Bonus points for a well groomed beard. Photo disclaimer: The first photo I've attached is of myself in a wig and a rather silly little hat. It is unfortunately the most recent photo I have of myself. I do have several older photos though, if you need further proof of my existence or have an undying urge to see my natural hair color. Photo disclaimer #2: You should send me a photo of yourself in your response, otherwise there is very little chance I will reply.

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Tired of the games Tired of the BS 30yr (61071, Rock Falls, Illinois)
Im looking for LTR... this means let meet... the only way to get to know each other is by living with each other.. Im attractive, single mom, pursuing my career goals and walking on my career path. No endless emails and meeting for coffee. Im looking for a MAN... must have a job, own place, kids ok but do not need the drama of the ex files.. would like a man of cultural diversity.. please no bm or hm sorry im not racist just a preference If your tired of looking and want a quality woman you have found her.. lets get a relationship on the go... Please be 5'11 or taller ... a few extra pounds is okay but do not want a man who is close to obesity.. being attractive is a benefit but not a total requirement.... Im not desperate... just looking to do the darn thing.. if a translation requirement is needed for my ad and what I'm trying to say you do not need to respond .... In the title put NOW so I know you are serious Serious inquires only... must email me with a photo Im moving out of the area soon unless you want to keep me here Non Smoking would be nice/social drinker okay.. please no really bad teeth

please do hurry 25yr (Rock Falls, 61071 , Whiteside County)
Do seeking an affair feel that you satisfy your partner sexually? Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view.

trim the bush 39yr (61071, Rock Falls, IL)
Where's the lucky dog who'll enjoy using some restraints, spreading my legs and tickling my bush with your strong tongue? You know who you are :)

Drinks at Fuggedaboudit 2nite 44yr (Rock Falls, Illinois )
Bar near me apparently has changed and there is a party there tonight with a DJ. If you seeking an affair cute between 25 - 44, e-mail me and we can exchange pics and take it from there. See if we would like to grab couple drinks together. I'm a SWF.

Most of the guys seek an affair to avoid the drama of their daily life, so why would they maintain a relationship if the affair adds to it?>>

Click and say Hi....I don't bite....much :) 27yr (Rock Falls, Illinois )
Hello All, I decided to, temporarily, jump on the CL band wagon and see what it has to offer. Although, I do admit to having some trepidation about attempting to find interesting people via the same venue that you buy used appliances and pets! I am, however, willing to give it a go. If nothing else it will give me some laughs and laughter is better then oxygen in my book! I guess a bit about me would be in order. I will skip all the obvious things such as camping/hiking.....and assume that my dwelling in Colorado makes that obvious. Let's see, things that I would probably need to have in common with someone for it to work...Love for music in all forms. I seem to run into a lot of people who claim to like all music except for rap and country. I would like to know what handbook these sheeple are getting this out of and how I can get a hold of it, so as to burn it! I will get off my soap box now. A foodie at heart. I love good food and think that chain resturaunts are the slow death of the art that is cooking. If you frequent places such as Chili's then we will probably not get along. I love to cook and will choose to do that over going out to eat more often then not. A dog enthusiast! I am a dog person all the way and sometimes enjoy them more than people. Those who have dogs or pets in general will automatically move to the front of the line. :) I happen to have an extremely spoiled 6 month old terrier mix that adores anything on two legs or four. Someone who is fairly touchy feely. I am a hugger and tend to touch those I know more then the average person. No I am not clingy nor do I ever see myself getting that way, just tactile in general! An individual with a highly developed and vast sense of humor. I love to laugh at anything from satire to fart jokes. Don't just laugh, belly roll if possible! Someone who is social. I like seeking an affair go out and do things. I am all for staying in and vegging, on occasion but would much rather be out and active. A fellow Anglophile would probably be to much to ask for but I shall put it out there anyway. :) Hmmm, here are some things that bring me joy but are in no way required traits in someone else: seahorses, rain, dancing, kids, biking, soccer, people watching, popcorn, Blistex, tattoo's, reading and enjoying life in general. Oh, I guess I should say a bit about what I look like. I'm vertically challenged, currently have brown hair and blue eyes, average weight and slightly caustic attitude. I did not attach a photo for the simple reason of not wanting it plastered all over CL. I do have them available for those who respond. I will, however, just let you soak in the irony of the picture I did attach! I guess I will leave it at that, cast my net into the aether and see what it catches. Arrivederci, A Fellow Denverite