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In the words of myself...Don't talk about it, be about it 25yr (30677, GA, Oconee County)
So, I am bound to my house with a severely twisted ankle. It's driving me a little crazy. However, the pirated internet at my new apartment that I don't feel like unpacking has distracted me from my extreme boredom and done a little inspiring in the way of CL personal ads. Inspiration in the form of actually writing one? Funny enough, I read them religiously every day. I mean why read the paper when you can read the goofy things people request and offer on online personal ads? And in reading a few good ones here or there that are descriptive and intriguing, I find myself not responding to them...why? I have responded to many an ad in my day, made some great new friends, had some really bad/weird dates, had some better hang outs but never a sequal, you get the idea...I've run the gamete of online dating. Personally, I get a kick out the whole idea; and seeing as how I am a blabber mouth that can talk to anyone about anything, meeting total strangers for a drink based on the off chance there is some sort of spark or at least a good story is silly enough to be right up my alley. Anyway, back to the point . So why don't I respond to halfway decent sounding ads? Frankly, this happens because though some of these ads do an ok job at describing what some lonely guy is looking for, it can often be hard to gauge if my fiery little personality would be something someone is interested in. I want it to be, I have a DISTINCT feeling that someone's boat could be really floated by me, who I am, and all that I encompass. Maybe I should just post my OWN ad? Juuuust like fishing.... Funny enough, I have never read the W4M ads, so I have no idea what other broads are fishing for on here, nor can I tell you how ''unique'' I am in comparison. You'd know better than me anyway. So what kind of ad would make me jump out of my seat and be unable to live with myself if I didn't respond to it? Aside from a sense of intelligence, wit, and a strong grasp of the english language..., it would read something like this: Dear list, I am a young man, say between 24 and 30 ish, and here is what I would like to find in a girl: Have an opinion, don't be afriad to share it, say what you mean, mean what you say. A girl who defends the meek and speaks up when she sees a blatant act of social injustice. On a similar note, be able to defend and stand up for yourself, and hey, a little sailor-esque potty mouthing never hurt anyone either. I won't mind if you are a realist and don't walk around with a shit eating grin on your face like everything is always honkey dorey, if you're not always ''super positive about everything life has to offer'', that's ok. However, PLEASE be able to at least laugh about and find the humor in life's little curveballs. If you can't laugh about it, it never really happened. You don't have to have some ultimate lifetime goal that you are tirelessly working yourself to the bone to achieve. Kudos if you do, and please don't be devoid of ambition....but a little path searching is a-ok. I really love animals, I want to be friends with your pets, and I don't mind if they bide a little for my love and attention. I'd like you to be funny and sarcastic, be able to poke fun at yourself, and a little at others, and be able to take it as well as you can dish it out. A little teasing, rough-housing, wrestling match, thumb war, friendly competition never hurt anyone. If you want to push me into a little puddle while saying ''hey, look out for that'', I'll laugh. You may have roots in punk rock, but if you could appreciate a spectrum of music, that'd be great. And being able to shake your ass a little at ghetto jams from time to time is fine by me. I don't mind that you are a pistol with a strong personality, you SHOULD be able to hold your own, and I will admire you more for doing so. I want to listen to your thoughts an opinions, offer mine as well, and have intelligent conversations, be able to debate a little here or there, but know when to agree to disagree. I don't mind if you are a little bit of a tom boy, can use a screwdriver, and don't mind getting a little sweaty and/or dirty...but I'll really enjoy it when you put on a dress and some heels and clean up for the right occassion. I don't mind if are a smoker...of any kind , and you can have some drinks, but please don't be dependent on substances or drown your sorrows in a bottle, pipe, etc and I'll do the same. I'd be extra pleased if you had a little meat on your bones. Curves look great on a girl, but you don't have to have huge knockers for me to be well satisfied, I'm more of an ass man anyway. If you have tattoos....even better. Have an infectiously obnoxious laugh, wear your heart on your sleeve , have some tact, compassion and manners. ----this dream ad I patiently wait for some guy to write so I can respond to it would also include an ''about me'' section that would read something like this...---- I would appreciate it if you appreciated some of these things in a guy: I have a job, I may even have a career if that's where life has taken me. I have respect for a good day's work and I know how to sustain and take care of myself. I live in a relatively clean house where I don't share 1 bathroom with more than 3 people. I am smart, verbose, and have a sharp tongue matched by a sharper wit. I want to make you laugh, and I want to laugh at you. I understand that magic of music and how it can overwhelm you sometimes and make you forget what you were doing or saying for a second because it moved you that much. I'm tall and masculine, I can be rugged when appropriate but look damn good in a suit. I may even have a prominent roman nose and be of some sort of european descent. I likely have tattoos, but my piercings phase ended a while back. I look great in a pair of dark wash straight leg levi's. I promise, I'll never wear an ed hardy shirt, cargo shorts are for dave matthews concerts, and boxers with cartoon characters on them make me throw up a little in my mouth. I want you to be a strong, independent woman, but I'd still love to be ''your'' man, will defend your honor, and think some old fashioned chivalry are never a bad thing. I want to kill spiders for you and enjoy a delicious meal you cooked, gender roles aren't all bad. I can use power tools and maybe even be able to build you something. I won't walk around with a man purse . I want to show you affection and sometimes not be able to keep my paws off you, but not be grotesquely overwhelming with PDAs. No, I will not make out with you for 30 minutes on the train while we bump into other passengers. I want to meet your family and earn their respect, and vice versa. It's important to me that you can be down with my friends and I with yours. I'm not fat. I eat more than just chicken nuggets and french fries, I even like some vegetables. I won't make promises I can't/won't/never intended to keep. I'll support you in your endeavors if you will in mine. I'll give you a hug and let you vent. I'll tell you all my secrets and keep all of yours. I'll call you when I say I will, even if it's just to tell you ''hey I'm busy, can't talk'' and I will try to be punctual. I want you to become comfortable with me and just be you and I am happy to do the same. I want to feel sexually uninhibited with you and genuinely give a crap about pleasing you, and I understand that size does matter . I am fine with laying around all day in bed with you sometimes or watching bad tv game shows for an evening, but I won't have an anxiety attack if we decided to brave the airshow crowd or pack into empty bottle for a free show.I want to be smitten with you, find your flaws endearing, and have a partner in crime. I don't want to be codependent, may want to go out with the boys and have that be ok. I want you to trust me, because you have no reason not to, and I want to be able to trust you. A little possessiveness is kinda cute, but jealousy is generally an ugly emotion. I like stories, hearing them and telling them. I've seen some places, done some things, and have a bit of street smarts and a clearer understanding of the world around me as a result. I don't think I'm too cool for school, but can get down on a little hatein' every now and then, and only because I can appreciate a good ole roast on myself. I really want to make the effort to take you out on an actual date, not just a mutual meal that I happen to pay for. However, I'll appreciate it when you pay, or at least offer to. I want to make you little gifts, draw you a silly picture on a napkin, bring you a flower I yanked out of someones yard, burn you a silly love songs unconventionally romantic because I'm thinking about you and I care. Sincerely, Joe Schmoe. ---I think we all get the idea--- I am a handful, and wading through a sea of people who I cant really stand and who can't stand me is tiring and frustrating. My hope is that this little piece of earnest reflection going out into the universe will help filter through some of that. I've been through some kooky stuff, been made all the stronger for it, and have had a lot of time to reflect, analyze, and grow as a person. I'm just looking for a rad dude to share my accumulated knowledge about myself, relationships, and real compatibility with. Is that so much to ask? As I am fully exiting the ''I need some single alone time'' phase of my life, I have an increasing feeling of wanting to share who I am with another person. In other words, I want the right opportunity to be an awesome girlfriend....eventually. Dating is a drawn out process, given, and I am in no rush to force that or conjure up illegitimate feelings for the wrong guy simply to ''have someone''. I've never rolled like that, and I never will. You can be absolutely perfect on paper, even in person...but there is no mistaking or faking that spark...that ''THING'', that just can't be explained. To be even more clear : I'm not looking for a boyfriend, I'm looking for legitimacy. I just feel I'm ready to meet the right guy after a long time of knowing that I needed to sort some things out. Love is a gift and it's rare to find, it should be handled with care, and sometimes we aren't capable of being responsible with it. And since I don't get out a whole lot , coupled with the woes of ''trying to impress'' or being misleadingly charming, why not try to give the slimmed down, straight forward explanation of the kind of girl I am, the good the bad and on a rare occasion, the ugly? It's easy to keep up the appearances of perfection, but ultimately it's who you are in times of less than perfection that will influence a true connection and appreciation. If you liked my ad, feel free to steal it, I will happily and eagerly respond. Or you could save a step and just respond to this one, if there is such a guy that exists who happens to be in chicago and reading the list personals...? hahaha, dream big, right?

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Attractive, intelligent woman is looking for a friendship - w4m 28yr (Watkinsville, 30677, GA )
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'' I Truly Do Miss You'' (30677, Watkinsville, Georgia)
You opened it. Good luck. Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they love you. Something good will happen to you at 1:00 pm to 4:40 pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere. Tonight at midnight they will remember how much they loved you. You will get the shock of your life tomorrow, a good one. If you break the chain, you will be cursed with relationship problems for the next 2 years. Karma. If there is someone you once loved, or still do, and cant get them out of your mind, re post this in another city within the next 5 minutes. Its amazing how it works.If you truly miss someone, a past love, and cant seem to get them off your mind....then re post this titled as '' I Truly Do Miss You'' Whoever you are missing will surprise you. Don't break this, for tonight at midnight, your true love will realize they love you and something great will happen to you tomorrow

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erudite, iconoclastic sybarite seeks same 42yr (30677, Watkinsville, GA)
i'm a sailor, world traveler, human rights activist, aspiring polyglot, a lover of music , film , animals , nature, books , faraway places, adventure, camping, good wine, good food. examples of my musical loves, music being my ultimate love: leonard cohen, bert jansch, tom waits, the incredible string band, joy division, van morrison, nick cave, erik satie, opera, jazz, funk, irish/scottish traditional, afro-cuban, brazilian. if you know and love these same things/people, i would very much like to meet you at the very least. need a partner, platonic or otherwise, latter preferred. i'm also perilously close to running away to india and greece, places i love, and eventually other new places on my list, eg, cuba, brazil, africa, so if you're looking to travel, again, we should meet. your pic gets mine. please play by the rules, otherwise, sorry, but you won't hear back from me. i'm having some strange encounters of the untruthful and unpleasant kind. and not appreciating it. misrepresenting your looks is a very bad idea because we all know it comes down to chemistry. thanks for understanding. best.

I know your out there... 43yr (Watkinsville, 30677 , Oconee County)
Are you out there? I want to meet that special someone who is going to be my steady eddy. I want him to be solid and nice, I want to be able to look into his eyes and know that we are meant for each other. I don't want seeking an affair super skinny guy. I want someone with a little meat on their bones and a little love in their heart. I don't want a guy younger than me and I don't want a grandpa either. I know this sounds like it's all about me but when I find the right guy it will be all about you! BTW I am married but going through a divorce, single mom and looking for no more drama.

SWF, fun loving, adventurous, big heart, whit and charm for miles 37yr (30677, Watkinsville, GA, Oconee County)
I am a single mom who is strong, intelligent, assertive, does well for herself and family, and is looking for a man that compliments me and enjoy a comfortable life together. I have no interest in men who are married, dating, offering to Ďfill temporary voidsí, or widow shopping while in a relationship. A little about me. I am more of a sporty girl, than a girly girl. Sure I can dress up, but I am not into makeup, my nails are nice and manicured, but now that I am in softball season off they went! I enjoy playing sports in general and would like to get back involved with dancing, tennis and skiing. I like to go camping, boating, and be out in nature in general. I have my own camping gear, even enjoy going winter camping where snuggling for warmth is a great pastime! I like to play games, not emotional ones, just board games, video games, and strategic; backgammon is my favorite. Most of the things I do, and the way I live my life have a bohemian flare to them and I make them my own. Swimming with society as well as fitting into one of the predetermined-boxes has never been where my head was at. I love, love. I give it out freely and bask in it when other share it. I want a companion that can express their love for me as I do for them. They say that opposites attract, and while I feel it is a good thing to not date a carbon copy of myself, I know that some opposites are just too much within a romantic relationship. I feel I posses some great qualities & donít need an opposite to those, in-fact want someone who compliments those qualities. I would like someone who is comfortable with public displays of affection as well as private intimate moments who is comfortable with sex, adventuresome, altruistic, big hearted, able to communicate, and the ability to laugh at oneself and life for starters. I am also able to financially take care of my needs and so should you. As far as the physical type of person I am looking for, well, I am a pretty open person. I have dated all body types, varying ages, backgrounds, and donít have an attachment to an Ďidealí. I do a lot of physical activities, and need someone who enjoys keeping active and can keep up. Not to worry, I couch out to TV or a book too. It has been my experience that there has to be chemistry, yet I have met great looking people, who lacked inner beauty and it went nowhere as well as people who I wasnít immediately attracted to that turned out to be beautiful. I know for many there are deal breakers when it comes to a relationship so here are a few things that seem to have gotten in the way in the past. I am 5í8Ē, physically fit and described as a thicker or small bbw woman. I have tattoos, I like them, and some are easily seen. I donít judge people for not having them, but I understand they arenít for everyone. I am not much of a drinker but am very 420 friendly. I am religious and spiritual and I attend services. I don't adhere to dogmas and enjoy different beliefs, just nowhere near dying to catch a comet. I have a very liberal approach to life, and am loving the journey I am on. I am rather eclectic and feel comfortable being the person I am. I do have baggage, but it all matches, and I know how to carry my own. =)~ As I mentioned I have kids, so if you are looking long term this is something you have to be comfortable with and they would only be introduced in the picture after it was a committed LTR. Interested in knowing more? Go ahead and email me. A picture for a picture, please only send photos that depict the person you are today. If you are wondering what to write a random stranger on CL, tell me a bit about yourself, what interested you, and things you are currently enjoying doing and maybe something you have interest in. Just please donít bother asking if my post is a real one; I didnít mention breast size, say I was 22, or anything else to imply I am that I am offering services. Good luck on our search!

Brown Asian woman seeks SWM 59yr (Watkinsville, Georgia )
Brown Asian woman, 59, medium built, semi retired, educated, caring, polite, sincere, seeking an affair going, like to have a quiet life, would like to meet SWM, must be well educated, secured, stable, not into playing head games, down to earth, caring, one woman man, generous mentally, physically, financially for LTR, please email your mug shot pic and whole body pic, tell me about yourself, what you do and your stat, please, thank you.

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Show me that love does exsist?? 19yr (Watkinsville, Georgia )
Heyy Everyone, my name is Laci. I am a 19 year old college student.... Im in school for medical assisting. I was in a very serious ltr when I had found out that he had been cheating on me our whole relationship!! Im over it though and I've realized there is better out there right??? I am a mother to a nine month old, he is my everything. I had to grow up extremly fast at such a young age, so if you are worried about maturity thats not an issue..... I am just a stupid girl with big dreams and high hopes, I am very positive, fun, intelligent. energetic, outgoing, and most of all silly... I love making people laugh :) I know that I am going to be successful no matter what happens in life, I hope one day soo to have my MSN.. oh ya im a 4.0 student I am 5 foot seeking an affair lol I am a curvy girl but I have curves in all the right areas ;) I have blonde hair, blue eyes and a perfect smile So if this happens to strike your interest email me Have a wondeful day